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According to Dictionary.com, a housewife is defined as a married woman who manages her own household, especially as her principal occupation.
(Comedy)
RATING: (3 out of 5 stars)
Pregnant…with comedy.
WRITTEN & DIRECTED BY: Michael McCullers
Paul Dickerson is the COO of the federal government’s Office of Energy Efficiency and Renewable Energy and he has some goals as we move forward in the U.S. effort towards becoming a more energy friendly nation.
Praise the Lord and ring the church bells! The L Update is back atcha with your regularly scheduled gossip roundup. I know you felt a void and I do apologize for that, but bitches gotta take a break sometimes.
Ok, it’s official. I have not written an article in…forever? That’s how it feels as least. It’s ok, you can admit it, you haven’t missed me one bit. I’m ok with that. Honestly, no big deal. No one is worrying over here.
Earmarks are a grand tradition in the glittery marbley building we call the Capitol. Long before the :achm: relatively enlightened age of today, they went to feed the hungry mouths back home No, not the poor, I’m talking about old school political machines.
With Thanksgiving rapidly approaching, doing work, at work, or not at work for that matter, is becoming increasingly difficult. I find myself doing a lot of spacing out. I have a bunch of things going on in life right now and it seems that instead of just being super motivated and getting everything done, I’ve been going thousand mile stare style through the computer screen. Daydreaming about such things as High School basketball, Pumpkin Pie, and my very good looking Lady Friend…